No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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