I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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