Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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