So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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