:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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