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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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