You just made me feel so damn special
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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