we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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