the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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