i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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