how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
