i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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