The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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