Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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