D3 body, D1 cock
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
