Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
