anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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