i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Rumble strips road head = magical
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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