Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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