return my video game
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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