You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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