just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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