My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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