we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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