everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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