It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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