Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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