i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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