your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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