I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
we're so committed to being not committed
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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