I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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