I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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