We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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