Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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