This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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