Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
