Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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