Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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