My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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