Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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