Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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