and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So many bounce houses so little time
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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