He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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