i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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