How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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