epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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