I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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