therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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