I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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