I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
